She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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