i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
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