i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
Just pee around me
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
Yup he definitely fell asleep. I'm trying to bone an old man
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
This is like the fourth time this month I've woken up hungover in someone's backyard
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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