I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i just woke up to that girl in my doorway. I kid you not. Tan and lime green thong on. peeing on the carpet in the hallway. Then she collapsed. There is a load of towels in the wash. Just thought you should know when you wake up. Gross.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I Pavlov-trained him by smacking him in the nuts anytime I caught him looking at another girl in public. To this day, he's afraid to break eye contact with me in a restaurant if a tall busty blonde walks in.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
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