Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
fat chick, vomit on the dog, and three unidentifiable pills in my ear. all in the same ear. what the hell happened after the guests showed up?
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
today i was walking through gramercy with a dress bag from David's Bridal and a bag of McDonald's. No guy would make eye contact with me as I scarfed down my fries. I think I was mankind's walking night terror.
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
it's just not right when you're boyfriend has a nicer ass than you do.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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