Reasons why i shouldn't be drunk and upset: i'm going to a boy's
remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
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