No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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