I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
He's just a really nice guy who stuck his tongue in the wrong place.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
You can say goodbye to our security deposit.
Already? What he do?
Opened a bag of topsoil at the party and spread it all over the living room. TOPSOIL!
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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