Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We have to use a contraceptive. God help the world if another one of us comes into fruition.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Posting happy birthday to my grandpa on Facebook.... Then realizing my profile pic is me dressed as a slutty cop when he used to be a police officer.
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
