Nicole vs. Life
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
I have post one night stand depression
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