we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Just because the energy drink is shaped like a grenade doesnt make it cool to throw it and yell "BOOM" and break my flatscreen, asshole
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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