so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Am I the only one who saw the used condom in the driveway this morning
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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