I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
I'm not gonna lie. having my legs shaved for me in the morning was a lovely surprise.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Randomize
