I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
He was on Keeping Up with the Kardashians it was like a deed from god to bang him
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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