you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
yeah the little voice in my head screaming YOU NEED TO GET LAID eventually grew legs and started kicking me so to avoid brain damage i had to fuck him
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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