i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
I’m gonna stop you right there. The last time you had a “brilliant” idea, I woke up to my kitchen covered in flour and a javelin through my tv.
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