she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
Her grandmother had a handicap stair lift. I just put her drunk ass on it and let her ride it up. Thank God for broken hips.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
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it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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