he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
When I tried to give you a hickey, you karate chopped me in the neck.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
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