like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
zippers are such a cool invention
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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