dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
It was 5 a.m. and we found him making margaritas with nyquil...
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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