I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
you never un-have a 4some
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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