On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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