Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
