So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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