Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
It was like my butthole was peeing. Felt comforting yet not fulfilling.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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