Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Oh I had the weirdest dream in which I was an archeologist stealing a golden dildo from a snobby British person
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