I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
"He didn't answer my snap so I know he's arrested"
Randomize