no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
I'm wearing your poncho, and only your poncho. I'm not getting pulled over like this.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Life lesson: if a hot naked girl tells you to spit on something, you spit on it. No questions.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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