There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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