when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
so he came on my face and then proceeded to say "that was just how i imagined it would happen"
where do you find these guys?
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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