Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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