At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
Randomize
