I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
The best part of being a lesbian? If I'm late for work at a hookup's place I can use her make up and peace out. Well and all the sex of course.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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