i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Randomize
