quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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