Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Randomize
