It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
you would pick up someone in the library
operation harelip BJ is a go
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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