He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
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