im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
Ok, so for future reference, in Rome, "piano bar" means "brothel".
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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