I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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