There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She just called at a dance party, and you stopped mid puke to join. Another successful night.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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