O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Apparently I was carrying around a bottle of listerine calling it 5 loco
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