So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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