remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
I currently don't understand fingers.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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