Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
In order of importance: Where am I? Where's my car? Where are my clothes? Who is this chick in the room?
Anne's couch, the bar, your car, Anne.
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
In other news, I woke up still drunk and I think I literally just broke the Guinness book of world records for most bloody Mary's in one day...
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Randomize
