She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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