Dude! wtf happend last nite? I woke up with 2 black eyes and a head ache
You stepped off the curb and face planted the road...twice
Why didnt you hold me up....and why a second time?
I helped you up but figured it was wayy funnier to watch you fall again then lose my buzz....
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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