got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
TRY TO UNDERSTAND I HAVE MAGIC POWERS HOLY FUCKING SHIT
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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