My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Don't forget to grab a pregnancy test and sloppy joe mix for tonight
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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