Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
Colombian exchange intern from my Mom's friend's ranch loves me, and is staying the night because we got each other drunk. Successful Christmas? I think yes.
This is the third time my roommate and I have drunkenly hooked up. I'm starting to think she's not as straight as she says she is.
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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