butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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