Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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