I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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