for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
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